Without coffee, I cannot even don the Bird Mask, much less the Becoming-Human Mask or the Metatrophy. Nor can I lift the Working Hammer to strike the Noun Bell at my desk. My papers pool and coagulate, and I rot and must be allowed to thaw in a well-ventilated abandoned cubicle before trying again next week.
Lesson = KIDS, drink coffee. Is good for man-parts as well as hair. Smell like wilderness, on fire. Delicious.
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“Curiosities[from the Army Medical Museum]”, A.D. Worthington & Co, 1874
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